Work it!!
Nothing delights me more than reading a funny story or hearing something amusing on the radio. Well, today as I was reading the newspaper I spotted a little article on page 3 that I thought worthy of a post!! Let's refer to these as "post worthy".
The headline for this article was "Students disciplined for stripper pole". Just from that headline I knew that this one was going to be a winner! The article goes on to describe how three students at Jacksonville University in Jacksonville, FL were recently punished for installing a stripper pole in their ON CAMPUS apartment and then taking pictures as fully clothed females performed on it during a recent party. Not only did they perform but they were competing for a prize of a $100 gift certificate to Victoria's Secret. Ah, but of course!!
These enterprising young men had gone to Home Depot (favorite MacLachlan Family store) and purchased a steel pole, bolted it to the cement ceiling in their apartment and then attached the bottom to a plywood stage which they had covered in felt. I wonder what color of felt one uses for a stripper's stage? Red?
Well, the boys and the one girl who won the prize were all disciplined by school officials. The boys have since removed the pole and turned the stage into a ping-pong table. One of the boys was quoted as saying, "Honestly, we just wanted to say we had a stripper pole. We never actually expected girls to dance on it." Yeah, right, boys!! We all believe that one! This kind of reminds me of the movie "Field of Dreams" when someone said "Build it and they will come"................................however, this would be Build it and they will dance! Good job, boys!! I commend you for your creativity.
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Now, why didn't I think of that?!
This reminds me of a story... A couple years ago, we were talking to Billy's step-sister about a store in Somerset (I think Restoration Hardware, as it seems to be the only home store in the whole dang place that actually has drawer pulls). She said, "I love to go in the pull section." As in, drawer pulls. I'm not thinking on my feet, so I'm thinking, "Why would they sell poles in there?" All I can think of is stripper poles.... It was a difficult conversation after that.
I think that conversation followed one about Billy installing a fireman pole from our closet to his proposed gun room. But, still, I apparently had my mind in the gutter.
I must say that there is not a guy in this world that would install a stripper pole without having a conversation late the night before about all the women they could get in their dorm room to dance if they only had a pole.
Yeah... I am pretty sure the stripper pole came AFTER the thought of getting girls into the dorm room, not before.
I'm hoping you guys understand what I'm saying, because I just REALLY confused myself there.
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